I realized tonight the smell of my dirty pads remind me of my grandfather.
they almost convinced me to put "Funbags" in the 'other names you may be known as' section of the job application
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
She bellyflopped onto the poolside bar, broke one wine bottle, and stole another...the resort staff just frowned and cleaned up her mess.
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He legit pounded my cooking wine, because he was to cheap to buy beer. He is so not getting any.
Im surprised putting the throwing knife "dartboard" next to the door didnt end up worse
Drinking franzia alone at noon watching a cheese themed episode of "The Chew" I'm ready to admit I need a job.
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
In last nights drunken stupor i apparently purchased a luxury travel package for two to Australia. So uh...get a passport and clear your schedule for next month
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Don't shower too much, need the shame to be fresh to get the best story
I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
We banged in my car doggy style with my head out the window. The sky was marvelous and I saw a shooting star. Its destiny; we're meant to fuck forever.
He apologized for cumming on my leg, but not for ghosting me for 3 weeks before :(
dude, where did you go? french fries taste like numbers
guess who smoked weed with their grandpa tonight. and no it wasn't me.
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