JOSHUA! WE ARE SO BREAKING UP!
what?
YOU'RE DRUNK AGAIN, ARENT YOU?!
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
If we break up, I want weekend visitations with your penis.
drunk enough to drink jager bombs out of a bowl on the kitchen floor.
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His fucking was so lame I considered painting my nails during...
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
Nah nah nah the rules are different on st patty day, drink beer or die. It's like the hunger games but blurrier
Fuck you, you can't judge me til you've smelt my boobs.
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hahaha every time i hear a motorcycle i think about that one time you almost died
Thanks for the flashbacks you prick.
I came to the conclusion that Tinder and having the day off are not good for my relationship.
Considering who their parents are, maybe you should use vodka for the baptism.
Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
I just formed the "shit on a tree in Chicago club." And I feel awful about it.
Taking one of the loudest shits ever at work and I have to say...I'm having a better time than I thought I would
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