I just met a guy from Australia at the bar. I asked him what it was like down under and he told me if I went home with him he'd let me find out. I love Australians.
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
what whaaaat?! I BET YOU WIN IN THE TEETH DEPARTMENT.
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my liver gets a handicap on account of the whole being diseased thing
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
Would you mind pretending to be lesbians just for like three emails?
took over 12 bombs tonight and we still aren't hooking up. Wait how am I functioning
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She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
Well I accidentally flashed a 76 year old woman, i'm in a house full of republicans and Im almost drunk enough to give the gay rights speech so i'd say this wedding reception is going great
Also this time, I didn't have a random creepy guy come up from behind me, grab my junk, and whisper "where's the cocaine?" in my ear. So that's also a win.
Of course, it's a law of friendship. "Thy friend Shalt always hold hatred for thine friend's swinish ex"
I'm so high that a guy on TV just sneezed and I said "bless you."
I swear to god, I'm like....the Jedi master of dick.
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