what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
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I've banged too many servicemen's wives to still be considered an American.
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
So I vaguely remember making out with you this morning, I think you were on a date?
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
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IDK. when she left she was wearing her bra like an eyepatch and offering to shiver the timbers of the dorm patrol.
Wait.....I ate a raw potato lastnight.
I got into the shower with my underwear on. I just sat down in the tub and tried to figure out when I lost all control of this hangover.
Just learned a very valuable life lesson. Never motorboat a cat when they have claws.
My New Year's resolution consists of less weekday hangovers, more sex, and more money.
He’s tiny, hairless and humps my leg when he wants sex. He’s basically a chihuahua
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