Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
I don't remember much of half-time. I do remember climbing onto the roof of the fraternity and telling people I was going to stargaze in French.
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I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
The only thing I had in my freezer before today was patron and cheese.
I can't believe I forgot to wish you a happy 13 week-iversary of the time you raw-dogged a rando. Only two days late, so it still counts. And since your 14 weeks is coming up, you should know that at 14 weeks your baby can squint, frown, grimace, pee, and possibly suck his/her/their/zir thumb!
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Drunk me just left a note for sober me apologizing for all the fucking crumbs in our bed
We almost got stabbed in the nuts last night. Don't worry, we're alright.
if i ever get to the point where i am moaning when i pee, please do the honorable thing and kill me.
Do me a favor and scream dirty things at him in a polite sexy, come hither way
Maybe i don’t have a tell. Maybe wine is my poker face.
Woman doing my Brazilian right now says to tell you she says hi...what has our life come to?
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