They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
You say "arrested with two drunk girls" like it's a bad thing....
what the fuck. my fiance told me she called our wedding band last night and told them to perform "best i ever had" for our first dance
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
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First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
Honestly, your dog is in better hands with that homeless guy.
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
Just peed in a urinal with another girl. It's that kind of night.
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Like it was the Mama Mia of shit shows. That bad.
I puked on myself in front of a customer. all. over. myself. thanks Saturday nights
The two girls sitting next to me are asking siri "Like, uh, how do you know my name?". Do I fuck with them or fuck them?
How on earth did you break your wrist?
I went into someone's yard so I could pee and I found a tireswing
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
You almost got us killed.
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