whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
I shampoo & condition my pubes, sometimes i wish my face was closer so i could rub against it cause it feels like plush
No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
My dog ate my bag of weed. Thats not the easiest call to the vet to make.
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i just got fired from my job because i was "too smart" and my immedate response was i am WAY too stoned to be considered smart, and theni walked out the door.
wow. i have no words.
I just realized I haven't had steady access to a woman's body since I was breastfeeding.
He's stoned as shit, eating breakfast cereal and taking a dump. All while listening to dubstep. We may never understand him.
Apparently as she was dragging me out of the club, I was clinching onto this european guy screaming at Jenna: that's the 12th time you've cockblocked me tonight
Be careful. Don't drive if your body turns into a caterpillar again.
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The things happening in my intestines right now should only ever happen at truck stops and frat houses.
You said you were uncomfortable with your body and then you started making whale noises
I left when you were using your mug to lay on the street and ask for spare change
I vaguely remember us chasing shots by licking each other's faces last night. Our friendship has reached another level completely.
Day two of not drinking, I think my cat is trying to eat me.
Psychosis secondary to sobriety???
Not exactly hook line and sinker right away, but I'll give him a second chance. I should sext him me in my blue shark onesie.
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