put your party hat on. and by party hat I mean no panties
Having sex with the stobe light on was the best bad idea I've ever had.
ever had your bank call you to verify the 4 seperate bar transactions from the night before? I have
I don't know how but I have our hotel room door handle in my purse... this can not be good
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I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
it took you forty minutes to realize it was a gay bar.
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
we aren't going to have kids. there's a 50% chance that they would look like him. not worth the risk
Well anything after a French guy would have been a disappointment. But I'm fairly certain he was just trying to masturbate into me.
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He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
Aka I'm headed to the liquor store because I don't know how to handle my emotions.
Got arrested last night. My cell mate just added me on Facebook.
I called him Oliver all night
His name is Brandon
Dude... Those don't even start with the same letter...
I just had a morning three-some with marijuana and a detachable shower-head
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