Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
Listen, i'm watching playoff hockey and eating waffles. i just don't have time for your drama today.
It was romantic. He brought over a bottle of Jack to celebrate us becoming official on Facebook. Definitely a story for the grandkids.
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It was just a friend comforting a friend. Except his penis was inside of me.
No, he's ok. He just broke his teeth on the stripper pole. No biggie.
He blew a .19 and then slurred "well I did have some rum cake earlier today officer".
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
That guy drinking savagely was actually at his buddy's gay bachelor party in the male stripper section. He came over to the chicks side so we drank with him.
He had some sort of penis-related post traumatic stress disorder, but body shots seemed to wake him up
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If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
I do NOT want to date a man who has no interest in going to a kangaroo farm
She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
I couldn't find any flowers so I brought her a cat.
They had like literally all the dildos. It looked like a seance for dick. I left the apartment and haven't been back.
Mom wants to know if you're coming over or if it's safe for her to take her bra off...
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