I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
A hard boiled egg and a shot of tequila is not brunch.
She bit a glass in half.
When you accidentally type "I want Prince William to fuck me in the ass" to your mom there's really no way to take that back.
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I'm not sure what happened. But I must have won because I obviously stole two full pitchers of beer from the bar and taped a note on them saying "your welcome"
Hickey on my chest, threw out my elbow and now walking out my shame.
Youre getting too old for this
My pupils are so HUGE you can see into my soul from 2 miles away
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
I was apparently the best non-Irish person at the party. I wore my skating dress, Austrian flag and a giant shamrock. Everyone is calling me "30 Shots Girl".
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WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
I feel like my life just hangs in the balance of "Yeah I'm probably not doing this right"
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
Nows a good time to tell him. Just be like "yeah, I used to bang her too and it didn't work out for us either". He'll understand.
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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