Were we dating when my roommates and I had the 'everyone gets laid' part?
Ya
I used to kick so much ass
Shitting during a conference call is so empowering.
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
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we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
Not sure if this is better or worse than the discovery that bourbon and hot chocolate is a viable combo
The wizard has you scheduled for a 6am sex breakfast
I'm so there
I should be done at 8 and I've also done a great Job of convincing my self that I should get really drunk tonight
Thanksgiving day drinking ended up with me in a shopping cart screaming where are the bitches and condoms. I'd say it went well.
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You're the best thing in my life, followed closely by cannabis and trashy romance novels
She said she was sorry for rolling around in her own vomit. Honestly, I thought it really added to the party.
Soo I'm in the trunk of a car drunk about to jump on trampolines. My life rocks!
Sooo does anyone wanna tell me why I threw up a cigarette this morning?
OMG YOU DID TO?!
New strategy for telling if someone is drunk: will they attempt to drink a candle if you put a straw in it?
Can I use your boat
Also, what’s the deal with international water? Do they have signs out there like a city does or do I need a map?
WTH is going on? It’s the middle of the night
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