I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
we were dressed as cave people and he kept telling everybody i was so easy a caveman could do it.
you assured me you'd make it home safe because your pizza rolls were waiting up for you.
Please don't ever try giving my cat a hair cut ever ever again
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Drunk roommate walked in on us and asked if we wanted to go eat a sandwich with her in the bathroom.
woke up this morning in the hall outside of my parents room with a sign taped to myself that said "im sorry"...
Singing high school musical songs with an old Russian woman I met on the bus. What are you doing?
It's a noodle incident. All I can say is that it was completely accidental, no one was too seriously injured, and I'm not allowed back to that bar without a designated pusher for my wheelchair.
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
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I can't believe we really went to walgreens to use their cork opener, bounced and drank a bottle of wine in a sketchy corner...
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
Wait what do you mean I BOUGHT A FUCKING HORSE LAST NIGHT?!?!
I hope every time you eat hashbrowns you think about me, the awesome sex we had and how great we could have been.
You stole my car to go to your boyfriends. Now your parents are fucking in the next room at top volume, and I have no way to escape..thought you should know that the amount of therapy I'll be needing for this is expensive.
You're the best friend ever.
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
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