You can bone my sister, but I will end our friendship if you write 'LOLERS' one more time at the end of your texts.
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
I have new birth control, three bottles of jack, and some coupons for micky d's. You wanna have that sleepover?
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
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I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
Do you know why I have a burn shaped like a tiny spork?
My goal is to go an entire semester without cocaine. That's an adult goal right?
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Remember don't think of it as being an alcoholic until something bad happens.
Think of it as Mythbusters for people who say you're going to get arrested or die
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
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I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
You have no concept of how high I am, do you?
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