At my boss' house at a bbq. Had a few beers. Taking a poop - there's no TP...this is my nightmare.
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
So dude, she and I just got done having the most amazing sex, and then she rolled over and said that "lets make some tacos" and proceeded to the kitchen... naked... I'm buying the ring tomorrow
Even the French judge on the olympics would give that a 10
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The prostitute across the street from us is having a seizure on her front lawn again.
Someone just took a shot from my crotch. I should not have to drive home
We bought home drug tests to see which of us could make it look more like a kaleidoscope. What happened to the days of innocent fun trying to best everyone with a breathalyzer?
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
She poured beer through the deck into the hot tub. She called it a deck shot. It was horrifying but super awesome at the same time.
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He came to my Harry Potter marathon wearing a Hogwarts uniform. Of course I fucked him.
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
It's hard to talk dirty with a mouth full of peanut butter
He puked all over the side of the car and the head rest behind him...and then all he said was "America."
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