But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
i effin hate jeff goldbloom.
but i totally would still bang him
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
U know u have sex too much when u have lube in ur rolliball on ur blackberry
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at last call she tried to get the bartender to fill her flask. when he refused, i had to stop her from trying to pour the rest of her beer in there.
YOU GOT KICKED OUT OF FIVE GUYS LAST NIGHT FOR THROWING PEANUTS AT THE PEOPLE WHO WORK THERE?!
correction: escorted out
It's been decided..lingerie is an investment. You get free breakfast and cab rides out of it.
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
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Tip of the day: Don't ever send a bootycxall at 3 in aftnoon. No one will respond n u'll just feel fooolish.
your blue lips and tongue was their first indication you were probably underage
HEY THERE IS NO AGE LIMIT ON BLUE SLUSHIES
Saxophones in my mind. I swear someone dosed me.
He came over to use the microwave, said he needed to heat up some urine.
Tuesday Boozeday turned into What-the-fuck-were-you-thinking Wednesday real fast.
I put the child locks on after I put you in the car and you then screamed, "I am a Phoenix, you can't restrain me. I NEED TO FLY!"
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