Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
i woke up and my collection of plastic neon wayfarers were half-melted in the microwave. my drunk self hates my hipster self
she was giving me head and that cheryl crow 'youre favorite mistake' song came on. she looks up and all i could do was nod
Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
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coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
There was a stripper pole on the party bus. Was being past tense because some fat chick somehow tore it from the ceiling while grinding
My friend and I just coined a new term. OBJ. The obligatory blow job. You totally know what I'm talking about.
Like if he goes down on you first, or you just don't want to bone him yet. OBJ.
i just snorted adderall with my patient's rolled up EKG strip from our last clinical. nursing school has ruined me. thought you would appreciate this.
I may hire someone just to sell my family the drugs they keep asking me for. It's cutting into my doing drugs time.
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No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
dude. i woke up on a random lawn wearing only my boxers, with all my clothes hung in the branches of a nearby tree... no more shrooms
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
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