I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
Just traded a samurai sword for some drugs. It's gonna be one random ass night
At least they aren't charging us for the broken diving board...
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Do your friends by chance have our inflatable deer head?
Nevermind, it's in the dryer.
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
I just got released from jail. still in my kilt. bring pants damnit. they won't understand.
pants will make it better? really?
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
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I pissed myself at the bar so I threw away my wet underwear and kept partying... you act you've never done that before
While I was fucking him, he grabbed a taco off his shelf and started eating it. I had taco dripped on me. I have no idea where the taco came from.
I spent half an hours grinding with a drunk Harry Potter cosplayer at the con rave. Pretty sure I felt his wand.
Let the record show that the first hour of my twenty-first was spent shooting tequila ans discussing the emotional integrity of werewolves.
I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
I wanted to write an apology letter to my vagina after that.
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