Your lack of dick hurts my anus. I hate your loverboy tactics.
I should be sponsored by Trojan
i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
You need to come back and get me. This is not a jersey shore party and he is not dressed as Pauly D and I am about one shot away from hooking up with a real fist pumping Guido.
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Handjob with gloves on results in friction burn. In case you've ever wondered
I have to bobbypin his pubes for us to have sex. The other day he wanted me to braid them.
My dads not up on pop culture but he's not dumb enough to believe your 2 girls 1 cup reference at dinner was from the bible.
You burned the hair off your arms. Again.
It grows back stronger each time.
he used the hotel microwave to cook the 16" pizza he bought at the walmart deli
He used a "food city great value" card to cut it
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He can keep it, but if he asks for anything else i'm just going to start pissing on things.
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
"I wonder if vinegar is some sort of magical hangover cure" "...no I was definitely still drunk and drinking vinegar because I was thirsty"
He's going to wonder why I have burn marks on my asshole
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
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