bahahaha. this guy working at subway literally has someone's name tattooed on his arm, crossed out, and another name below it.
well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
let's get her a shirt that says "i went to key west for spring break and all i got was this illegitimate child."
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How dare you send me a picture after midnight that isn't porn. You know the rules.
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
Just stole a goat. Bringing it to your house to cock block. Blame the goat not me.
You just kept shouting "I AM AN ADULT!" until he agreed to carry you home on his shoulders.
Can she stop putting up all these passive aggressive statuses and please come out of the "I-want-to-be-a-pornstar" closet already?
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I think I kinda scared him when I told him if he premature ejaculated I would punch him in the throat.
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
2016 is coming through for me, I'm renaming it the year of great dick
There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.
Vodka, MiraLAX and Gatorade are perfect for the night before a colonoscopy
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
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