I am dying of drunk and no thats not a typo.
I put the beer in my little red riding hood basket.
They left shortly after you claimed the dirty rug as your mattress and began alternating between singing "Dayman" and "Nightman"
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
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They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
don't tell me about being eco-friendly. i just threw up in the same bag i bought my liquor in. RECYCLING
The only funny part about this situation was this morning when they rounded up all the drunks in the ER, piled us into a minivan, then dropped us all off at our houses.
I've never been so embarrassed. It's like waking up as Fred Durst.
What was she thinking? I'm not in the business of charity fucks anymore.
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I'm in a pile of cheezits at an unfamiliar location watching dateline on tlc. Stage an intervention.
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
Swear to god our friendship has its limits. Stop peeing on the fucking refrigerator.
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
I just spontaneously learned how to embroider at three in the morning.
I also almost burned the house down in the process. Don't ask me how. It's a long story.
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