the best sex is "duke just lost" sex.
Thanks for letting me in last night. I was drunkenly sleepwalking.
WHY ARE THERE NO BLACK EMOJIS? I CAN NEVER PROPERLY IDENTIFY MYSELF.
I have the WORST cramps EVER. I think this is gods way of saying 'you're welcome, last warning. stop being a slut.'
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i made the walk of shame wearing her booty shorts that said juicy on the back. i'm still counting it as a good night
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
I'm sorry I was just sleeping on the kitchen floor I'm too dead to think
Last night I had a sex dream about Trudeau, he hasn't even been prime minister for 24 hours
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ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score onr for mom.
Remember that one time you told the bartender he was fuckable? Well, he's here.
Jesus fucking Mary Christ if I have to clean shit out of my fucking bathtub one more fucking time I'm gonna murder a fucking kitten
I just elbowed a roll of wrapping paper, and said “ohh sorry”. I’m still drunk.
I knew she was the one when we had sex to the halo soundtrack.
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