I hate cats. They're so curious, it's not their damn business.
so i'm just gonna leave my credit card in your mailbox so you can bail me outta jail.. deal?
just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
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im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
I was tackling you out of excitement
Yeah thank goodness the stripper pole was there to break my fall.
Our room will be decorated with my urine.
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
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I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
someone stole all your weed so you told us you were planning each of our deaths
My throw up tasted like pumpkin, fall is right around the corner.
It was a great party. People were literally still doing shots and playing drunk Jenga at 6am...
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
Drunk and bowling. Only good things can come of this
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