I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
I'm sorry I didn't make it out, I got distracted by sparkley boobies.
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
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Oh my god, I hid a wine bottle in my boot.
i honestly don't know why someone didn't cut me off after i broke the ceiling lamp with MY HEAD
i saw the poster for your lost tequila... what a shame
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
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He was rocking just a diaper, shoes, and a gun. Sadly, I would still hit it.
You stared at the ground for like 20 minutes willing yourself to get sober
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
No, it wasn't really a sexy 'I'm going to go masturbate.' It was an 'I'm going to go masturbate' that implied I was going to drink a tall boy of Mikes and cry while I looked at lesbian porn.
Do one night stands count towards my number?
Yes. A penis is a penis
Even bad ones?
YES.
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
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