physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
I want you to know that after i type the word "your" vagina is next on my predictive tex
i used baking grease as lip gloss
I'm terrified to sleep next to her. Of course the sex will be fuckng awesome.
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the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
They got their marriage license when they were at the courthouse for her arraignment.
There is a girl on the metro with no shoes and she's using a Crown Royal bag as a purse.
I'm crying, drinking alone and applying for jobs tonight. I figure the alcohol will lower my job standards.
Also when i was high i would close my eyes and see a puppy on a grill having pancake batter poured on it.... And for whatever reason it was fucking hilarious.
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It's hard to judge what a reasonable amount of cereal looks like in the spaghetti pot. We're out of cap'n crunch and milk.
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
All he did was like my Instagram picture and I'm already planning how to turn down sex with him this weekend...
I just ate beer and cupcakes for breakfast.... maybe this fourth of july won't be so bad
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
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