$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
I just found glitter on my vibrator... whatever we're doing has to stop
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
he drove an hour to get eggs with me not even a blow job, just eggs.
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you flashed the cab driver so we didn't have to pay the fare and then you decided you were on a roll so you flashed the guy at the maccas drive through... safe to say your boob job was the best idea ever!!
The fact that I am sitting home writing a resume while you're out inducing vomiting makes me feel like way more of an adult than I'm ready to be.
Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
She's trying to feed the TV fried rice and screaming "FRIED RICE AND TEARS". Please bring me more booze.
We crashed a rave, threw glitter all over Gay Dan and the bartender, broke a chandelier and called ourselves the Kings of Neon.
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How do I tell your little brother I lost my virginity wearing nothing but his socks?
Formal letter or email.
I'm deleting Tinder. I got there he rubbed my back and then proceeded to jerk off on me.
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
MY GOD WHY DIDN'T I TAKE PHOTOS OF HIS CREDIT CARDS WHILE HE WAS SLEEPING
I have never in my life been turned down for sex until this weekend.
Welcome to my everyday.
You kept licking me last night.... and said I tasted like jello. Next time, lay off the jello shots, okay?
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