Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
my dad brought home flowers.. so i started talking to them
maybe you should start leaving anonymous bottles of booze on his doorstep with love notes attatched. that always gets me.
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I passed out in the stadium during the 4th quarter and you guys just left me there?
Yea, but we put money for a cab in your pocket.
There's puke on my pillow. I'm still wearing my wedges. And I have a cab drivers number clutched in my fist.
I've got a permanent seat at the "Girls who eat their feelings" table this weekend.
The wizard has you scheduled for a 6am sex breakfast
I'm so there
I mean honestly, I love naps like Anthony Weiner loves sending dick pics
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I'm so drunk. Liken realign drink
Like really drunk?
Or did you enjoy repositioning your drink?
She's not answering my calls
Well it sounds like you really fucked up
WHO HOLDS A GRUDGE OVER MEMES
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
So, were you planning on telling me you left your panties in my glovebox??
I've scurried myself in your trunk come find me in the morning
I'm still trying to figure out who shit on the coffee table. I have confirmed beyond a reasonable doubt that it wasn't me.
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