People were stuck in the elevator screaming and freaking out. I banged on the door and yelled, "fire depart!" They got excited and then I ran away. lolz
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
the recent google searches were "were can i buy a porn horse, why does my heart hurt after drinking, and orlando's teen night..." your thought process perplexes me
I give you the lube, you make me the mac and cheese, that's a pretty fair deal I think.
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I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
All you kept saying was, " Barack fucking Obama. FUCK Michelle" and then you motorboated me.
The "don't have sex with him again" alerts you set on my phone just started going off.
Good. "Seriously, don't do it" should start in about five minutes.
He was hammered and shot his pistol into the lawn. Next thing I know sheriffs are at our house with M4s. He likes to party
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I'm a 23 year old adult who just ordered condoms online from Target because I'm still too embarrassed to buy them in the store.
He's being awfully beer snobby for a guy who ordered salad
I'm going to confession for the first time in 6 years. Where do I start, the gay sex or rampant alcoholism?
I used my mad pharmacist skills to turn ordinary birth control into morning after. I think my professors would be proud.
This can only be settled by a dance off.
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
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