Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
I just saw the Donald Trump of homeless quys walking down the street. He had three shopping carts and a bike.
Gym doesn't open till 11. I'm sure that of the other four people waiting in the lobby, I'm the only one still drunk and only going to the gym to shower.
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We met on a dual walk of shame. It has to be love, we can't let that go to waste. I want to tell our children that story.
i just shaved my vag. i figure it gave me about ten more minutes to drink tomorrow.
I'm eating a piece of cake like an apple. At least my thought process is healthy.
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
I promised myself in the hospital that I would give up drinking for however long the cast stayed on. Thank god it was only soft tissue and not a fracture.
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All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
Why must everything this weekend have to do with something going into or coming out of my vagina?
Not many people can say they've been photo bombed by an antelope. I sure did.
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
Hopefully they won't bring up last year's Christmas party. I kind of predicted my great aunt's death...
I was so high I just stared at the papa john's app on my phone and cried
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