My farts woke her up so I pretended to be keep sleeping.
do you remember how we all fit in that bathtub?
tequila
Spotted: forty year old in red dress, cigarette in hand, squatting to pee by railroad tracks. Hello future.
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
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well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
He just grabbed my boob and justified it by saying "I just wanna feel your heart beat"
my cat just photo bombed my nudie.. does this qualify me as a cat lady?
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I just almost caught my floor on fire, then decided I could put it out with my knuckles! So I'm doing good!
Floor bacon is actually really good
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
The only thing i ask you for is vegan food and sex.
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
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