Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
just dd'd my mom home while she begged me to let her drunk dial my ex, jammed out to party in the usa, and then passed the fuck out. thanks for the genes mom.
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
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I know I'm her Sunday school teacher. I just feel I would be saving others from a lot of headaches by telling her someday she's going to be a stripper
Well it looked like you were having a fucking apiphany sitting at the toilet with a t shirt around your head
Nice just gets you lonely or dead. I don't like those options.
I mean, who doesn't have an ex involved with bath salts?
We hooked up for a while and on his way out he high fived me and said "stay weird"
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just ran into my drill sergeant from basic 4 years ago. gonna take him home and have him fuck me at the cadence of quick time.
sweet Jesus, who thought 13 martinis was a good idea? 11 was probably sufficient.
The taste of regret at 8am, yup that taste is Jack Daniel's
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
He eats kale on the regular. Do I look like a bitch that wants to eat kale. No. Give me some Boston market.
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
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