Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
Why is there a case of Coors Light with my address on it?
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
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He literally stopped in the middle of sex to look up sex positions on his iPhone...
Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
his dad came out and found me sleeping indian style on the couch with my cup balancing on my boobs. didn't spill a drop.
Do you know how difficult it is to give head to someone who's imitating Forrest Gump?
I just smoked weed out of a baked potato.
You rock my world.
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Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
I have work in an hour and I'm having trouble with concepts such as 'staying upright' and 'staying conscious'. Tie me to your wrist next time we go out drinking,
Eating chips and sending nudes. This is my life.
She's walking to the bar while holding a fifth of fireball, talking on the phone and puking like its nothing out of the ordinary
You tried to see how many socks you can stuff in yor mouth and I just put on a damp sock. Is this what bestfriends have come to these days???
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