just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
Who goes to Church hungover
Those who weren't lucky enough to go still drunk
You can't special order awesome
i had to do the walk of shame dressed as a leprechaun. I have never been more proud of my irish roots.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I was eating her out when she coughed, I just swallowed a bright red blood clot
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
Having a midget officiate your wedding because you think it'd be hilarious: good idea or potential lawsuit?
Netflix keeps asking me if I'm still watching just because I've been sitting here all afternoon...why do I feel like my tv is judging my life choices?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You were so stoked after landing that flip that you dropped acid with three random guys without hesitation
I swear to God if you fuck my cousin I will fuck your dad.
After round two, I told him he deserves an award. He bowed and did a princess wave WHILE his dick was still inside me.
2016 shall be rememered as the year I sharted while putting up the Christmas tree.
I don't know what else is in your wedding gift, but I just pulled out a pair of handcuffs in front of her grandmother.
Also a whip and a blindfold. Don't be a bitch, enjoy it!
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
Randomize