In attempts to Not be THAT GIRL in front of my new crush I will only drink a 12 pack instead of my normal case.
recycled a plan b box. kill a baby. save a tree.
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
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It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
She asked if you knew her boyfriend, and you responded that you "think you gave him head once" and then hiccupped.
come to Starbucks. I'm the fat girl eating a whole pizza sitting on the ground
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
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And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
you were caressing the jar of pickles then you looked down and whispered to them "I want you inside me"
NOBODY TALKS SHIT ABOUT PANDA EXPRESS
He took me out to dinner to tell me we had to stop fucking so randomly
Honestly wish he pleased me as much as queso does
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
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