I opened my browser to a doctor page titled "serious pain under left side of ribcage". Last night must have been healthy.
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
Is it bad that I had sex with another guy on my boyfriend's bed while he's out of town?
Just flip the mattress, it erases all
Done and done
so im gonna ask for shark week off tomorrow at work and i advise you do the same
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Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
Hint of advice dont get with minor league baseball players, you can google their stats but not their stds.
Time to do stuff I know I'll have to hide from my grandkids one day and everyone at next weekends wedding.
I have discovered that there is nothing that a giant penis attached to a southern accent can't talk me into. yee-haw!
Also while I am being the bigger person I plan on bringing over something strong smelling and/or alcoholic to torture the poor hungover bastard
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Could have been worst, could have seen me bent over biting her carpet while her son was inside me, i think i would have respnded with "i was just trying to be quiet"
Batchelotette party success. I woke up on the floor in nothing but a thong, a garter and a shirt that says Just Do Me.
Sending out old nude selfies with the message "#tbt"
I grabbed the pretzel bag with my toes last night. I think that day of yoga had paid off.
His mom let me come to his house for a Booty call at 4am. She even cooked us breakfast in the morning and told me im a better moaner than his girlfriend of 4yrs.
I woke up with clothes on this morning and I'm pretty sure you had something to do with that. Thank you.
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