BEES IN MY FUCKING PANTS. HELP.
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
you tried to tell me that ice cream had no calories because they were "frozen"
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I want to apologize 3 days in advance for what's about to take place on St. Patrick's day.
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
They just both started mumbling "i cant go home like this" "it's all over my face" "do you have extra pants?"
We left the bar, went to a sex shop, bought penis shotglasses, went back to the bar and insisted that the bartender used them.
Please check on her. She announced that Thursday she'd open herself to any veteran so as to thank them for their service. "my services for your service" and left the bar with three numbers.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
i'm surprised you didn't wake up. like i literally came when he was fingering me as i was spooning with you and all you did was mumble "that's a good idea, mom" and pull the sheets away from me.
when he put a condom on for a handjob cuz he didn't want to "blow his load in the car" i started to question my choice in guys..
Happy heartbreak day....you got chocolates, I'm eating them/ throwing them out the window at passing couples
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
Like I've never seen her that drunk. She's usually like quiet and doesn't say she'll fuck someone on a futon
Have you had an orgasm with an n95 mask on yet? It was better than being choked.
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