what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
Just shaved my legs with toilet water in a walgreens bathroom. I am so classy.
it feels good to walk into a CVS and not go straight to the pharmacy counter for plan b. its been a while....
Is it bad that John just came to my work to have sex with me bc I felt bad that he slept on his porch last night locked out and I missed all his calls?
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He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
Right, because I totally see myself driving all the way down there to fuck his world famous penis.
Itd be like fucking a waterbed thats been locked in a barn for two years.
Where in the FUCK do you get your analogies
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
If you wake up tomorrow and start to wonder.... Yes you did just eat mild sauce from taco bell out of the package while informatively yelling about the loss of my virginity
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It's just good to know that when I drink like a twenty year old I still act like one.
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
I no longer exist. I have transformed into a puddle of sex.
Her husband thinks she's banging me and nothing is going to change his mind so I told her we might as well just bang and make him right
WHY IS THERE NO EMOJI FOR "FUCK MY MOM JUST SAW MY SEX BRUISES?!"
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
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