His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
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you shoved the noah's ark of animal crakers in your mouth saturday.
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
After a valiant attempt at golf, I think it's time for Tiger to go back to doing what he does best- having sex w/ blond, white women.
The dog threw up again, this time IN the toilet. I've taught him well.
hey, sorry about all the butter. I thought it was gonna help.
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Jordan and I are drunk and barred out at the liquor store sitting in the awesome $70 Corona bench bargaining with the owner for a lower price, all while passing the Belvedere bottle between the two of us. Real life. College has down this.
IF HE CAN'T EVEN MAKE EYE CONTACT IN CLASS, I DOUBT THERE WILL BE OTHER FORMS OF CONTACT ON OUR FIRST NOT-A-DATE DATE
She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
A drunk hobo just gave me a fist bump. Because I know what a womb is.
He hit me up on Grindr and called me "bro." I just have to assume that the sex is going to be bad.
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
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