so i woke up on my toliet naked backwards. good night.
Ive never seen someone more dtf than a soaking wet drunk girl who stumbles into your backyard.
I think I can smell my own vagina right now
She said that I needed to "pregame her so it can slip right in."
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He's throwing up in my bed and I'm not even getting fucked for this
There was no way out of it, seeing as I left my photo ID right next to the vomit.
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
Gave the kid in the wheelchair at the bus stop a beer and proceede to lift him on the bus. porch drinking brings out the best in everyone
my nipple ring is gone but someone was nice enough to replace it with a paperclip
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I was thirsty after the sex and it was a long trek back to res so naturally I stole chocolate milk from his fridge as I left
I cried at the bar for 30 minutes because I got my arm stuck in my sweater. I got free drinks for the rest of the night after the bartender helped me.
I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
I went to my AA meeting last night. My drug dealer is now my counselor.
I gave him one of my famous hand jobs.
Bowls and Harry Potter this morning. I guess work isn't so bad after all
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