Doo rag and shades in the bar. You are missing your future husband.
I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
I was worried if he didn't show me his penis, he would kill himself
i can't wait to kiss dudes with my vampire teeth in.
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He offered to take me out to a nice dinner but I told him I would rather he just pay for my beer this weekend
Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
At a Jewish lesbian wedding. I stick out like a sore, uncircumcised penis.
I just googled if crying burns calories
This is probably the only time in my life I'm going to be able to say I'm going to the hospital too smoke weed and play Mario kart.
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a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
I just want you to know that I'm, like, 45% hard right now.
While eating post sex burritos I dripped taco bell sauce on my boob. He licked it off and asked why I hadn't thought of that before.
I'm a gymnast. they should know better than to let me get dunk near anything i can flip on
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
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