i keep telling myself in the mirror "get undrunk"
This house was built for laser tag.
Contrary to what I yelled at them last night, it turns out campus police CAN arrest people...
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
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Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
I gave myself a pep talk in the library bathroom mirror. and then threw up in the sink.
It's "your husband had his mouth on my vagina" awkward.
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
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Apparently throwing balloons filled with vodka off the roof is considered terrorism.
I'm pretty sure I just need an IV drip of Plan B at this point...
You should not have followed "the guy who peed in my bed" with "he smells good."
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
It's really life affirming to be at a wedding thinking wow I took your husbands virginity
I could have sworn that I went home last night... but judging from the couch I just woke up on, apparently not.
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