Be sure to let me know if your relationship crumbles so I can resume hitting on you
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
she was so hammered she started drinking dishwasher detergent
I dont know whats funnier - that, or that we learned that poison control is closed at 2 AM
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
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I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
Partial kegs from last night are currently in my bathtub, which leads me to 2 questions: 1. What are you doing tonight? 2. Can I use your shower?
I even tried crushing up viagra and putting it in his beer... And the next day he found the package on the counter. I told him it was for my friends husband.
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
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you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
Shit on my own feet while puking from my hangover. Is this what 33 is supposed to be like?
THERE ARE SO MANY HOT DADS AT WHOLE FOODS
I like being woken up by phone calls of you sabotaging marriages
I threw my shoes out of frustration and walked home barefoot... can you help me find my shoes in the morning
Your vagina must be outstanding or have a secret entrance to Narnia if someone is will to fly from Texas for one night of it.
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