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The skin of a dead hooker. The blood of the innocent. The soul of a kitten. The hat from cat in the hat. And sunglasses.
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
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I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
I invited you and you fucked me in the face with the penis of disappointment and shit.
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
He's tweaking out . If he's on fucking bathsalts and eats my face like a chalupa pull the plug. I don't want to live with no fucking face. Pull. The. Plug.
You kept asking her which dick pills worked the best. She's a grandmother.
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I just put on my phone calendar to remind me of my final child support payment in 2029
nothing says "fuck you jocks from high school my life is better than yours" like bringing 5 grand in 20s to the bar
Ugh a 13 year old just asked me why people drink, I had to explain it without making it sound good. I need a drink.
How much do souls cost? I feel like I need one if those.
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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