Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
I have the worst farts today, I'm walking by the cubicles of people I don't like and leaving them surprises. Brb.
I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
you made a powerpoint titled 'things i've drank tonight' and emailed it to me.
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just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
Just took a shot out of a used mini planter. Might die from the pesticides, but didnt want whoever took all of my shotglasses to think they won.
Come back. She's looking through naked pics of his exes on his phone and questioning him about them and I'm too drunk to walk away.
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
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multitasking: i'm now sitting up and smoking my joint.
It was a great idea until we got stuck in a ditch. We had to call redneck cousin 1
Who knew I could feel anymore shameful at the bar than i usually do...I think my bartender recognizes me from the walk of shame out of his house after i hooked up with his son yesterday
think before you get married my friend it's my birthday and just got done jacking off
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
You don't need yoga. You need a boyfriend! Trust me I've become all sorts of flexible this past year.
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