I'm gonna start referring to my vag as my ladygarden
Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
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I'm way to drunk for this play. I'm about to run up on stage and drop the main character
And nobody saved him?? That chick had like three teeth TOPS
Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
definitely just forgot to put car in park in front of a police officer and ran into a bush.
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I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
I'm smoking in a kimono on the couch. Bring me gin.
You were carrying a 6 ft lamp that we stole on your back yelling "OHANA MEANS FAMILY AND FAMILY MEANS NOBODY GETS LEFT BEHIND"
Please don't fuck the professor. We both know that won't end well.
another side note: i'm officially selling my underwear on the internet
Yeah, let's go with that. Fuck that weak moment of complete honesty I just had.
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