I had to go to the bank to confirm purchases made on 10/31/09 because they were signed as Lady Gaga
well seeing as i got a call at 5 am from the hotel manager telling me my cousin was passed out on the lobby floor...not good
i caught the condom in my mouth.. dont ask me how
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
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Shrimp lo Mein doused in green apple Smirnoff is a rare delicacy only a few get to experience..guess I should consider myself lucky
So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
Nothing screams fatass like a pizza that doesn't fit in your car
You should be glad you didn't come with last night. I watched pirate porn for the first time in my life as the 9th wheel.
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
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it was like teleporting. everytime i opened my eyes, i was somewhere different... usually the floor.
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
That moment when a stripper is the one that makes the two of you have to define the status of your relationship...
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
You keep making the old jokes & I'm gonna come down with a sudden case of low-estrogen related vaginal dryness..
I think I just got buffalo sauce on my penis. Is that a turn on or off?
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