i think i have reached a jessica simpson level of regret
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
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She swallowed my jizz and then took a shot of jack daniels and said "chaser." This cant be real life.
I'm way too horny to be at work right now. I think it might be legally irresponsible to leave me alone with cucumbers.
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
got my wristband ripped off, was told i can only be served water. please find me, i'll be running through the fountain
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If I die, I leave all my liquor in my apartment to you. Be a drunk bitch at my funeral. I wouldn't want it any other way.
One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
I woke up without my clothes on covered up with a towel on the floor because for some reason I took a bath in my clothes at 2am.
Wait is this black Chris #1, cocaine Chris, or gay Chris?
No this is saxophone Chris
He took my necklace off while we were 69ing. His tongue never stopped moving either. Take that, guys who can't figure out how bras work.
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
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