Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
hey i know this is weird but does alcohol affect pregnancy tests?
He kept saying the best defense against a lion is to punch it in the throat.
i feel as if its time to shave my pubes but i should wait until before the party. nobody likes a sloppy drunk girl with a stubble-crotch.
story of my life.
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I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
did anyone else see me puking into my coat sleeve?
My mom made me write an apology letter to all my family for hijacking the eggnog.
I just found out I lost my virginity the same day my parents did, 25 years later. This is my life.
I hope I bought a crossbow. Also I need to not drink that much
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Did you get any last night. I need to track my forever aloneness
sometimes after I smoke and the high has gone away...the high will come back like three hours later for a brief yet gripping ride.
that's usually when I end up in someone's house, having sex with someone else, while that someone's roommate makes us mozzarella sticks.
can we just pause for one second and address the fact that balls were out last night
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
Children cease to be precious when they crap their shorts in the pool I exercise at.
Let's go dancing. I wanna sprain an ankle. And a labia. My labia or yours. I'm not picky.
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