I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
Friend I haven't seen in almost a year just IMed me to let me know that my mom stuck her boob out the window on the freeway at her.
Her mom responded by mooning my mother. I really don't know what's worse.
So someone hacked my email and facebook and posted a boob pic I took a few years ago as my profile picture. I feel like an MTV commercial.
i have wind burn on my face from my head hanging out the window of the cab vomitting
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I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
Drunbk and roasting marshmallows on my stove. Accidentally singed the catr's fur but she'sd alright.
Your dad just texted me? He said I needed to holler at him when I get up tomorrow. I honestly thought you had somehow gone to jail.
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
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Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
I just had sex on a roof
Oh, I also stabbed a guy Friday and he still asked me out
also, my mom just called to make sure the dick tattoo on your arm was fake..
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
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