Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
you said grace in the diner. 5am, drunk, grace. you thanked the man w the mushroom cut for the wonderful supply of screwdrivers
i don't know how the hand towel got involved, but i peed all over it
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
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He did a line, told me my hair looked pretty against the background of the clouds, and then we fucked. Good afternoon
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
she tends to only attract lesbians and homeless men
Oh we will ALWAYS be together. Or I'll have to delete my Facebook altogether. I've drunkenly boobie trapped photos of us into every album. There's no way I'd ever have the patience to go through that deletion process.
The cop asked you if you had been drinking and you said you drank milk out of a cow.
I rememeber. I showed him the picture on my phone of me drinking out of the utter, right?
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That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
I woke up at like 4 am with an old Korean woman cuddling me. I assure you she was not there when I went to sleep.
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