I'm totally counting that party when he kept putting his hands down my pants as a date.
i wish peter jackson would direct porn
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
New discovery: conditioner is better for jerking off than baby oil. Fuck yes.
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Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
i'm not sure when it happened but apparently now it's topless bar night, im wearing a leotard and everyone is looking at me like i'm cheating.
I might have been fine if i had magic teleportation powers and could have skipped the car ride between bar and home
I'm dying. The alcohol is viciously exiting my tiny body.
In the middle of our bar crawl last night we stopped to pet dogs at a dog park. who would let a drunk person bet play with their dog???
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Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
The teenager outdrank all of us. All. Of. Us. I woke up and she was getting everyone water and fruit snacks. I give up.
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... π―πππ
Do I even want to know?
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
He ate me out for an eternity. Like fell asleep, woke up, and he was still doing it.
We can have bacon on the roof while tanning
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